CFAR's Staff Auction

This is a staff auction for CFAR!  Well, mostly it's a test.  But it would be epic if it was!  Could you imagine these items?  How much would you bid for them?  How much will you bid for them??  There's no limit, and there is also no credit card required up front!  Could be a lot of fun, so what do you think?  Let the staff auction begin!